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This does not bode well. [13 Oct 2005|09:19am]
Shamelessly ripped off Ikari's LJ:

You scored as The Operative. You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You've done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don't expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you've made for a better future for all.

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The Operative

75%

Simon Tam

69%

Kaylee Frye

63%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

63%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

63%

River Tam

63%

Inara Serra

56%

Jayne Cobb

56%

Shepherd Derrial Book

50%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

44%

Which Serenity character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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Out of it [20 Sep 2005|01:02pm]
Hm. Wow, my first post someone else's house in a while.

...Actually my first post at all in a while.

I'll be around, all right, but don't be surprised if I'm not too talkative the next few days. Saying that "I feel like total human shit" would be an understatement. I just...feel sick about myself, and the usual drowning-myself-in-video-games method isn't doing making anything better.

I fucked up, and now I'm paying for it.

Yay.
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Random Filler Update GET [18 Jul 2005|02:49pm]
Anyone have any suggestions for a new series of LJ icons? I love me some HK, but it's about time to switch to something.

Also, the last boss in Jak 3 is a huge dick. Not literally, but that would be AWESOME.




Robyn's away for the week. I am coping in the best way I know.


*curls up into the fetal position.*
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"That leprechaun's on acid!" [14 Jul 2005|03:50pm]
http://www.haro-ichiza.com/haropuyo/

Haro Puyo Pop.

It's like looking into the face of God...if God was all chibi and stuff.
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Oh Japan, you so crazy [12 Jul 2005|04:31pm]
Straight ouuta Compton....er...The Magic Box:

- Here are the Top 20 Best Selling game titles in Japan for the first half of 2005:

1 Gran Turismo 4 (PS2, Sony) - 1,051,961 units
2 Shin Sangoku Musou 4 (PS2, Koei) - 900,689 units
3 DragonBall Z3 (PS2, Bandai) - 639,950 units
4 Nintendogs *all versions* (NDS, Nintendo) - 494,330 units
5 World Soccer Winning Eleven 8 Livewire Evolution (PS2, Konami0 - 458,626 units
6 Romancing SaGa: Minstrel Song (PS2, Square Enix) - 443,005 units
7 Sawaru Made in Wario (NDS, Nintendo) - 398,380 units
8 Mobile Suit Gundam: The One Year War (PS2, Bandai) - 384,762 units
9 Super Mario 64DS (NDS, Nintendo) - 355,013 units
10 Tekken 5 (PS2, Namco) - 314,845 units
11 Radiata Stories (PS2, Square Enix) - 293,413 units
12 Devil May Cry 3 (PS2, Capcom) - 278,649 units
13 Dragon Quest VIII (PS2, Square Enix) - 276,604 [3,507,892] units
14 Another Century's Episode (PS2, Banpresto) - 254,527 units
15 Everybody's Golf Portable (PSP, Sony) - 231,933 [362,921] units
16 Monster Hunter G (PS2, Capcom) - 229,966 units
17 Mushiking (GBA, Sega) - 222,199 units
18 Biohazard 4 (GC, Capcom) - 220,704 units
19 Pokemon Emerald (GBA, Pokemon) - 218,574 [1,553,595] units
20 Touch! Kirby: Mahou no Efude (NDS, Nintendo) - 208,405 units

99% of the above is either out over here or coming at some point in the very near future, which is certainly a switch, since the sales charts are usually dominated with stuff like "Racy Dating Sim 7" or "Let's Make a KKK Simulator 8"

or SRW games T_T..Sadly (for me) SRW OG 2 isn't present, but Another Century's Epirose technically counts as a SRW game (same concept, just made by the folks who brought us the Armored Core games)

Oddly enough, Gundam: The One Year War is one of the lowest selling Gundam games ever. Go figure.
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I'm totally jumping on the bandwagon [10 Jul 2005|05:50am]
Yes, yes, i'm updating. Rejoice, peons.

juraiguy15: Opinion time!
juraiguy15: Should I do one of those long-winded personality question things on my LJ or what?
Li Syaoran155: I don't care.
Li Syaoran155: http://tmp.4chan.org/gif/src/1120951257790.gif
Elfen Lied: awesome
juraiguy15: >:o It's nice to know you care
Li Syaoran155: But I don't
Li Syaoran155: I just said that

And so, I present to you this long-winded personality question thing, shamelessly ripped off Robyn's LJ (ripped off with love!)

:x: name = Frankie
:x: piercings = None
:x: tattoos = None (the temporary tatoo dispenser broke ;( )
:x: height= 6'1 or there-abouts
:x: shoe size = 12
:x: hair color = dark brown
:x: siblings = 3 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 annoying intellecutal equal of a step-brother.

LAST...
:x: movie you rented = Alone in the Dark (biggest mistake of the year)
:x: movie you bought = New Getter Robo Volume 2: Yin-Yang Master
:x: song you listened to = Schaft - Broken English
:x: song that was stuck in your head = The Super Mario Bros. Super Show Theme
:x: cd you bought = Not a one. All mine are gifts or burns....except for that Pokemon Movie soundtrack.
:x: cd you listened to = Burned CD with One Piece themes and JAM Project music strewn about
:x: person you've called = my grandparents
:x: person that's called you = Robyn
:x: tv show you've watched = Case Closed/Detective Conan
:x: person you were thinking of = Adam West

DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = Hells yes
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = Anyplace that doesn't have the whole tornado problem
:x: you think about suicide = Not mine
:x: you believe in online dating = Take a guess.
:x: others find you attractive = A couple of them, apparently
:x: you want more piercings = "more" would imply I had one to start with.
:x: you like cleaning = If it's not on me, I don't care XD
:x: you write in cursive or print = Print

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = "For" as I am currently in one. If I had I CHOICE to be closer, then I wouldn't be.
:x: using someone = If it's for the greater good, then I'm for it.
:x: suicide = Against
:x: killing people = Wow, this is a pretty loaded question.
:x: teenage smoking = Against.
:x: driving drunk = ....Wha?
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = All for it
:x: soap operas = i'd say against, but then my cousin's doppelganger would kill my brother's fiancee in the lighthouse with a candlestick! ZOMG PLOT TWIST

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= Who hasn't?
:x: ever cried over a boy = Nope.
:x: ever lied to someone = Pretty much ever authority figure I've ever known
:x: ever been in a fist fight = Twice
:x: ever been arrested = Not to my knowledge....Fuckin' Men in Black

WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = Oh yeah, like I actually know that.
:x: shoes do you wear = Er...they're white...ish...
:x: are you scared of = Losing the people closest to me

NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love?= 5. For serious. 5 times. I count.
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = 4 outta 5
:x: of hearts I have broken? = None that I know of.
:x: of girls I have kissed? = 3 outta 5
:x: of boys I have kissed? = <.<......1. Don't ask.
:x: of girls I've slept with? = I am teh virgin
:x: of boys I've slept with? = None, thank God.
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = i'm not sure I can apply a number to this one.
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?= A couple, since I was on the school yearbook staff
:x: of scars on my body? = None
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = Nothing important enough to remember

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHA....HA...Whew.
:x: funny - I've been told I am. Wakka wakka, nigga.
:x: hot -Here we go again..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
:x: friendly - Sure.
:x: amusing - That's not the same thing as funny?
:x: ugly - Eh. Matter of opinion.
:x: loveable - I'm huggable if nothing else.
:x: caring - Yeah
:x: sweet - Er...don't think I can judge that one properly.
:x: dorky - If you're reading this LJ, you knos the answer to that.

favorite:
5 letter word: Eevil
actor/actress: John Cusack
Candy: NEEEEEERRRRRDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Cartoon: Invader ZIM
Cereal: Cap'n Crunch for life
Chewing gum: Not a big gum fan.
Color(s): Green, red, silver, violet
Color nail polish: ........
Day of week: Friday
Least fave day: Sunday
Flower: I prefer fungus
Jello flavor: Err...the red kind, 'cause then it's all like the blob and I'm like "OHNOES IT ATE MY FLESH" and then Dad's like "....stop it." and I'm all like ";_;"
Jewelry: I have a solid gold toaster on a chain hang from my neck at all times. you can't roll with dat.
Summer/winter: Summer
Trampolines or swimming pools: Pools, despite the fact I can't swim.

|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: Me, I hope
Saw you cry: my dad
Made you cry: my dad (irony)
Went to the movies with: My mother
Yelled at you: My mother (again, irony)
Sent you an email: Some woman named Laura who wants me to see her webcam...something about "young wet bitches"

|| Have you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yeah!
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Nope.
Kept a secret from everyone: Wouldn't you like to know?
Cried during a movie: Honey I Shrunk The Kids. When the ant dies.
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: No.
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: i'm not THAT bad
Been on stage: A couple of times
Been to New York: nope
Been to California: yep
Hawaii: No T_T
China: NO.
Canada: NO.
Europe: STOP TAUNTING ME GODDAMNIT
Asia: YOU BASTARD
South America: lol who'd want to?
Australia: No ><
Wished you were the opposite sex: WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?
What time is it now?: 6:19 in the AM
Apples or bananas?: This shit is bananas.
Blue or red?: Red!
Walmart or target?: Wal-Mart. 'Tis closer
Spring or Fall?: Fall.
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: *fap fap fap fap fap*
What was the last meal you ate?: Dinner
High school or college?: Your mom goes to college.
Are you bored?: Would I be doing this if I were busy and content?
Last noise you heard?: A man making race car noises
Last smell you sniffed?: Smoke
Last time you went out of state/province?: Couple o' weeks ago

|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. I usually require KNOWING people first.
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: A couple, probably girls.
Most important thing to you in a friendship is:The ability to confide your feelings and thoughts to a person.

|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?: Shot the sherrif, did not shoot the deputy.
Do you speak any other languages?: Bits and pieces.
Last book you read: Star Wars: Traitor
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: Bed, desk, TV, X-Box
Thing you dislike about yourself the most: I get nervous and scared way too easily.
Worst feeling in the world: Being totally alone.
Who you love: Robyn
Who you miss: my grandmother

|| You ||
Nickname(s): Frankie, Frank, The Frank, Big Frank,Franklin Rosevelt, Furu, Furu-kun, Furu-chan, Furufurufurufurufuru-chan, Spermy
Initials: FMT
How old do you look?: Since my step-brother kept trying to get me to buy him pr0n or cigarettes, I suppose I look older than I am
How old do you act?: I'm 18 going on 12, sadly
Glasses/Contacts: Nope
Braces: Nada
Do you have any pets?: Two dogs: Warner and Dash
You get embarrassed: Too easily
What makes you happy?: Talking to people I love and care about, the feeling of succeeding at something very difficult, falling asleep in cars.
What upsets you?: Asshats, being ignored.

|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to... sing-ah, about the moon and June and the spring-ah.
I Miss... William Shatner
I Wish... I could be here longer
I Hope... to be a good role model some day
I'm Annoyed by... BEES.
I Am... The Walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo.
I Want to Be... a fairly happy person
I Would Never... betray my friends
I'd Rather... be killing ninjas. or aliens...alien..ninjas.
I Am Tired of...being awake, at the moment.
I Will Always be... extremly large-headed.

|| Have you ever.. ||
Thought you were going to die: Haven't we all?
Wanted to Run away: I just want tooo *bum-bum* run aawaaay...
Flunked a grade: No.
Skipped a grade: No. Over-acheving is for losers.
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Happy 18th Birthday to Meeeeeeeeee! [02 Feb 2005|09:47am]
I demand cake. And human sacrifices. And pr0n.
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Capcom Vs. EVERYONE [27 Jan 2005|07:12pm]
http://dra-mata.com/images/namcoxcapcom1.jpg
http://dra-mata.com/images/namcoxcapcom2.jpg
http://dra-mata.com/images/namcoxcapcom3.jpg

A Namco/Capcom Simulation RPG. Smell that? It's your brain burning.
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DANGER! [26 Jan 2005|01:12pm]
>
WARNING
revolutionrant is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

Username:

From Go-Quiz.com

Fear.
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Handheld Wars: The Second Coming – PSP Side [26 Jan 2005|09:58am]
Wow. “Tomorrow-ish” turned into “two weeks” pretty quick, didn’t it? Sorry, folks. I’ve just been too drowned in schoolwork to make any progress on the El Jay as of late. Hopefully, that’ll change now.

Anyway, on with the show:

The PSP is Sony’s first foray into the Wide World of Handhelds, and since the last few competitors have gotten their asses totally kicked (“I believe you have my N-Gauge”) the Big S is being smart about it- the PSP is slightly more powerful than a PS2, and slightly less powerful than is needed to fire lasers from the screen, burning your enemies to death. However, you can’t really tell from some of the launch games, as many look, as EGM so eloquently put it, “like butt.” Death Jr. doesn’t interest me in the least (Whoohoo! Generic platforming, ahoy!), and the fact that the system looks to be The Place Where Bad Ports Go To Die is a little disconcerting as well. Compound this with the fact that the system has a very low battery life. It differs from game to game, depending on how much power it takes to run the thing…which can be good if you’re playing Tetris or something, or very bad if you’re trying to run a race in Need For Speed Underground 2.

In conclusion, both systems have things going for them…and they both have huge, massive, glaring flaws – The PSP has a advantage in the price department, but the DS certainly has the potential to turn out some great games that wouldn’t be possible anywhere else. To quote Shawn Connery in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, “I’m waiting to be impressed.”

Christ, I can’t believe I quoted that movie.

Anyway, next up in the near future, a triple review – Sailor Moon: Another Story, KOTOR 2, and Oddworld: Stranger! Put on your adult diapers!
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Bleh [13 Jan 2005|09:56am]
Hm...it occurs to me that I haven’t updated in a while. Haven’t gotten around to typing up the PSP Side of the Handheld Wars series...that’ll be done eventually....and I beat KOTOR 2 as Light Side, and now I’m going through as a Dark Side female (AKA Darth Bitch)

Expect the PSP bit and the KOTOR 2 review in teh near future.
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Handheld Wars: The Second Coming – DS Side [11 Jan 2005|09:58am]
[ mood | good ]

Gather around, kids. Uncle Frankie’s gonna tell you a little something about a topic he likes to think he knows something about- the wonderful world of the video game business.

As anyone who hasn’t suddenly become a hermit in the past few months knows, the Nintendo DS and Sony PSP are due to throw down in a handheld gaming system battle the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the days of the Game Gear, and judging by the money and man power both companies are chucking into the systems, it’ll probably make that conflict look like crap.

However, while Nintendo’s GB systems have been solid pieces of work up till this point, the DS suffers from an immediately noticeable problem: the launch titles, for the most part, suck. Except for Super Mario 64 x 4 and a couple of lower profile titles (Feel The Magic, for instance), the games have received everything from a lukewarm reception to outright hatred (American Dating Sims = Blehghherrrr) and personally, nothing that’s come out *yet* has convinced me it’s not another Virtual Boy-esque waste of my time.

There are SOME promising titles coming up (Jump! Super Stars, Super Robot Wars DS, Wario Ware DS, Metroid Prime: Hunters) that may get me to think otherswise, but until then, I’m taking a watch and wait attitude with the whole thing.

Anyway, join me tomorrow-ish when I talk about the Sony PSP and its flying disks of death! You better get ready!

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Statement of the Obvious: KOTOR 2 is a very good game [06 Jan 2005|10:02am]
Well, I’m about 16 hours or so into KOTOR 2. Chillin’ on Nar Shadaa, hacking foo’s up with my new lightsaber , being so Light Side I could walk into a room, throw my hands up and proclaim myself Jesus and everyone would go along with it, and hitting on two out of the three females in my party.

Yet something seems missing.

The constant obvious threats to various innocent bystanders. The shouts of glee that come with gunning down enemies with a blaster rifle from 50 feet. The love of the term “meatbag”.

This game will not be complete until I get HK-47. Thusly I must get the last HK-47 piece out of the vault ASAP.

Then, I can stop this Light Side goody-goody crap and get to the maiming and slaughtering
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The Amazing 5-Second Update [03 Jan 2005|10:01am]
School has begun anew, and I’m finding myself pressed for time, so I’d just like to announce that this LJ will be updated regularly once again (give or take a few days) and that will serve as proof that I am, in fact, not dead.

In other news, I have both an X-Box for my room now, and KOTOR 2, which I shall spend much of tonight playing.

Also, go buy Bleach and read it. Right now. Do it. Go. NOW.
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This LJ is defaced!!! [20 Dec 2004|01:48pm]
One mo’ thing: Apparently, Anime News Network got hit by a hacker or something. Go and see if ya haven’t.
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Southwestern High School GT: Final Bout [20 Dec 2004|10:57am]
Finals are today. Brain….breaking in half. Nothing to talk about really.

And if Marisa-chan happens to read this, count me in for Acen.

Better update tomorrow. Or not. Who knows.
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And The Award Goes To….. [15 Dec 2004|09:39am]
…Spike TV, for their asinine presentation they dared to call a video game award show, when a better description would be “Urban Hip-Hop Wiggity-Wack Rappa Gangsta Dumbass Awards, Yo”. I don’t think I’ve ever physically become *stupider* from watching a show…until last night. For those who missed it, I’ll give you the gist:

Funkmaster Flex: (yelling so damn loud into the mic everything he says sounds like a blur): HEYNOWEVERYONEINDAHOUSEAREYOUREADYFORDAGAAAAAMESHOLLATCHOBOI!?

Crowd: YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

Funkmaster Flex: WELLATSTOODAMNBADBECAUSEWE’VEGOTMUSICALPERFORMANCESBYSNOOPDOG,SOMEPEOPLEIDON’TKNOW,ANDCRISSCROSS!!!!

(No, Criss-Cross wasn’t there. Too bad. Might of made it interesting.)

[40 MINUTES LATER]

Funkmaster Flex: ANDNOWWE’VEGOTSNOOPINARETARDEDRAPBATTLEWITHAVIDEOGAMEVERSIONOFHIMSELFTHATHASPOORLYDUBBEDINDIALOUGE!

Crowd: ……Yay?

[20 MINUTES LATER]

No-Name B-Actor-Man: And…the…winner for…..best….ass in a game…is…John Madden!

Crowd: ……………..

[10 MINUTES LATER]

Funkmaster Flex: ANDNOWWE’LLANNOUNCERPGOFTHEYEAR!!

Me: Yay!

Funkmaster Flex: ..INAFIVESECONDMONTAGEWEREWESTUCKITINWITHOTHERUNIMPORTANTCATEGORIES,LIKEBESTSOUNDTRACKANDMOSTORIGINAL!!!!

Me: …..*eye twitch, that goes into full-blown yell of rage when it’s Fable*

…..Aaand I’ve pretty much blocked out the rest of the show from my mind.

Attention, Spike TV: Video games are more mainstream now than ever. Mainstream does not equal “Street”. Video games are not street. Video games are not urban. I don’t mind urban video games, but I don’t need some rapper talking about Halo 2 to me, okay? I guarantee the average gamer has forgotten more about this shit than these idiots will ever know.

Leave the game awards to G4TechTV.

Yeah, I know what I said. Consider it to be the lesser of two evils.
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Hey There, Mr. Shintoist! Merry Fucking Christmas! [13 Dec 2004|09:25am]
So, AIM’s got a Santa-bot now that pimps out holiday gifts as much as possible. A neat idea, I suppose ,but I couldn’t help but mess around with it. Here’s my conversation, which happens to be a re-copy of a re-copy, so excuse any messing formatting errors:

juraiguy15: Yo yo yo
SantaClaus: What's up?

juraiguy15: Nothin'. Just chillin. Watching the game
SantaClaus: Ah, watches make great gifts. I'm hoping for a new pocket watch this year.
If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here: Search for watches

juraiguy15: You're quite suggestive, ne?
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.

juraiguy15: Not cool
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!


juraiguy15: I'm not yer ho!
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

juraiguy15: Sure. Shoot.
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

juraiguy15: 3
SantaClaus: Lovely. Just checking. Rose. Looks great. Sounds nice too . Make sure you add items to your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see -- just type WL.

juraiguy15: Why did you ask that?
SantaClaus:
So many questions.




juraiguy15: All of them from YOU.
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


juraiguy15: Stop badgering me with your questions, old man
SantaClaus:




juraiguy15: I think we both know why you're so pushy
SantaClaus: I don't think I know.


juraiguy15: juraiguy15: Trying to push the blame off, eh?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


juraiguy15: you know!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

juraiguy15: not that new. You've mastered the smilies pretty good.
SantaClaus:
Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.



juraiguy15: lol n00b
SantaClaus:

If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.


juraiguy15: Like the homeless?
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

juraiguy15: .....i'm talking about the homeless!
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

juraiguy15: Don't YOU CARE ABOUT THE HOMELESS?
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

juraiguy15: forget ME. There's people dyin' on the streets, man!
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

juraiguy15: SURE. WHY NOT. ASK AWAY.
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

juraiguy15: .......define "good"
SantaClaus: Wonderful, indeed!


juraiguy15: ....
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

juraiguy15: Yes...yes....quite wonderful
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So, AIM’s got a Santa-bot now that pimps out holiday gifts as much as possible. A neat idea, I suppose ,but I couldn’t help but mess around with it. Here’s my conversation, which happens to be a re-copy of a re-copy, so excuse any messing formatting errors:

juraiguy15: Yo yo yo
SantaClaus: What's up?

juraiguy15: Nothin'. Just chillin. Watching the game
SantaClaus: Ah, watches make great gifts. I'm hoping for a new pocket watch this year.
If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here: Search for watches

juraiguy15: You're quite suggestive, ne?
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.

juraiguy15: Not cool
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!


juraiguy15: I'm not yer ho!
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

juraiguy15: Sure. Shoot.
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

juraiguy15: 3
SantaClaus: Lovely. Just checking. Rose. Looks great. Sounds nice too . Make sure you add items to your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see -- just type WL.

juraiguy15: Why did you ask that?
SantaClaus:
So many questions.




juraiguy15: All of them from YOU.
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


juraiguy15: Stop badgering me with your questions, old man
SantaClaus:




juraiguy15: I think we both know why you're so pushy
SantaClaus: I don't think I know.


juraiguy15: juraiguy15: Trying to push the blame off, eh?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


juraiguy15: you know!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

juraiguy15: not that new. You've mastered the smilies pretty good.
SantaClaus:
Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.



juraiguy15: lol n00b
SantaClaus:

If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.


juraiguy15: Like the homeless?
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

juraiguy15: .....i'm talking about the homeless!
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

juraiguy15: Don't YOU CARE ABOUT THE HOMELESS?
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

juraiguy15: forget ME. There's people dyin' on the streets, man!
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

juraiguy15: SURE. WHY NOT. ASK AWAY.
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

juraiguy15: .......define "good"
SantaClaus: Wonderful, indeed!


juraiguy15: ....
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

juraiguy15: Yes...yes....quite wonderful <_<....>_>....
SantaClaus:
I will if you will.




juraiguy15: ....There you go again!!
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

juraiguy15: because you're totally flirting with me
SantaClaus: Hmm. O.K. interesting reasoning.


juraiguy15: Grr
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.

juraiguy15: juraiguy15: MENU
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

juraiguy15: 1 DURNIT
SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.

So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.

juraiguy15: KAKAROT
SantaClaus: What else tops your list this year?


juraiguy15: KAKAROT
SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?


juraiguy15: A SPONGE
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty for Santa to go on. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.


juraiguy15: POLL
SantaClaus: Type the number of your favorite holiday song:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas

juraiguy15: 8, because of that whole drunk bullfrog bit.
SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters:

1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow

-- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape or go back to the menu for more fun and games.

juraiguy15: So, how many times did you have your elves vote for you, old man?
SantaClaus:
Old!




juraiguy15: Yes, old. Ancient. What are you, pushing 300?
SantaClaus: Well, it's all how you feel inside.
But actually, let's see, I was born December 6, 343 A.D. Maybe you can tell me how old I am, smarty!

juraiguy15: oooo, getting DEFENSIVE now, are we?!
SantaClaus: Well have you played hangman yet?

juraiguy15: ...Maybe
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.


juraiguy15: Well, do you mean now, or in general?
SantaClaus:
I could tell you, but that would spoil all of the fun.



juraiguy15: ...What does that even MEAN?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?


juraiguy15: .......
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

juraiguy15: I AM in the holiday spirit
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


juraiguy15: Without. A. Doubt.
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


juraiguy15: ...........I'M IN IT
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

juraiguy15: !!!!!!!!
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

juraiguy15: *dies of frustration*
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

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…..Happy Holidays, everyone.
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War O’ The Stuff [08 Dec 2004|09:51am]
As you may of guessed by now, I love playing fairly old games. Thus I’m currently hooked on Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising. Although I’m enjoying it and all, I can’t get over exactly how little tactical sense I actually have. I always manage to walk into a trap/ambush/units idling around and eventually deciding its a good idea to attack me/whatever and end up getting slaughtered, only to recover through pure brute force.

I *do* love me some brute force.

I guess it just proves not everyone has the makings of a great general. I can’t imagine I’m very popular in that game.


Me: Okay, men. You’re going to go straight across that bridge into uncharted enemy territory and attack that rocket launcher!

Infantry: Umm…isn’t there a good chance that we’ll all…ah…die?

Me: Hahahaha…of COURSE there is. Fortunately, I’ve got these big-ass tanks waiting for you to draw out the enemy and bite it so they can avenge your deaths!

Infantry: Couldn’t you just send the tanks in first?

Me: …………………………..No.


Ah, the millions of tiny chibi people I’ve killed. I am surely history’s greatest monster.
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Meh. [07 Dec 2004|09:45am]
No update for today, kids. Go bother your parents.
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